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triviallytrue:

haunthouse:

haunthouse:

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thanks @bmoharrisbankofficial but unfortunately i can’t focus on the very important message here because i’m too busy being confused by the fact that apparently if you send an ask with only one letter tumblr will bold that letter in the “asked you” notification text?? why the fuck would that be the case

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fascinating

what the fuck is the backend of this site like

wondersmith-and-sons:

wondersmith-and-sons:

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foreman. babe. we’re at the bottom end of season 8. you have worked here for almost a decade. why are you still surprised there’s medical malpractice going on at the medical malpractice department that you, personally, used to do medical malpractice at

some of my fave tags on this post

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god this show is truly bonkers isn’t it.

sunfortune:

looked up the x files spin-off bc i was curious why i’d never heard of it and why it’s apparently not available to watch anywhere (especially given how huge x files is) and. this is crazy

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​no wonder they wiped this show off the face of the earth

KNUCK-TAT GENERATOR

thejakalope:

Use your birthday to figure out your own personal knuckle tattoos!

January: DRUG
February: HATE
March: DICK
April: REAL
May: DIRT
June: THUG
July: CASH
August: GIRL
September: FIST
October: SHIT
November: BUTT
December: KILL

1st: CITY
2nd: RIOT
3rd: FACE
4th: FEAR
5th: GRIN
6th: WOLF
7th: PISS
8th: RASH
9th: DOGS
10th: TITS
11th: LUBE
12th: SAND
13th: FIRE
14th: KIDS
15th: BIRD
16th: NERD
17th: BOYS
18th: MOMS
19th: DADS
20th: VEIN
21st: WURM
22nd: FART
23rd: TRAP
24th: MOAN
25th: HOLE
26th: KING
27th: FUCK
28th: EYES
29th: LIFE
30th: LOVE
31st: STAB

Tagged:girl piss, .

urbanlegends:

of course lgbt people like horror. what did you think lgbt stands for? lycanthropy gore blood terror

muppethole:

the phrases “kill myself” “kill yourself” “let’s kill ourselves” are sacred because brands cannot use them. holy in the literal sense

saddest-girl-in-the-whole-world:

Imagine the soul of the earth gives you god-like magic to save the planet from a climate apocalypse and you just hard focus on doing necromancy with it lmao. Imagine being handed the keys to life just to close off the door and declare that you conquered death. Imagine putting the embodiment of all life in a tomb and calling her an apocalypse to come. Incredible loser behaviour tbh.

jihaad:

jihaad:

completely enamoured with this thread

Screenshot from the r/fragrance subreddit.   Post title: "I want to smell inhuman."   Post body: "This is probably a very weird request, but I've become fascinated by the idea of a fragrance with no humanity or warmth at all- cold, remote, imposing, untouchable. Not repulsive, but beautiful in a, well, inhuman way,..."ALT

yeah im sold

Comment by Fair_Falcon_6083.   Text: "The answer is Ganymede!! It's inhuman and also has the most bizarre Fragnatica reviews. Here are a few:   "Smells like a Robot's breath."   "Like a serial killer stopping in to get late-night indian food in a shady part of the city. deeply un-scrubbable perverted metallic leather."   "Would render the Voight-Kampff test for Replicants unnecessary. Just take a surreptitious sniff at a suspect and inform the authorities."   "Imagine whole wheat seltzer..."   "If you bought your spaceship used, you spray this inside to make it smell new again. Smells like air ducts, electrical panels, and synthetic rubber seats.""ALT

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difeisheng:

haha that’s a nice starry-eyed ambition you’ve got there buddy. sure hope the narrative doesn’t warp it into something ruthless and all-consuming

kaeynan:

Tag this with (if you had one) the colour(s) of your DS/DSi/3DS